|8 days a week? Clearly a temporal distortion.|
|A biscuit beyond all biscuits. The size of small Ethiopian village: it's the...|
Let me make this easy for you. Go and order a omelet, a biscuit (required), and fresh squeezed orange juice right now (get in the car, and go). Every moment of your life you go without the pleasures of this truly spectacular dining experience leaves your life pointless and without purpose. It is hands down the best breakfast in town. It makes Cracker Barrel seem like a convenience store hot-dog, it makes the other local diners, drive-ins, and dives- look like dating Bubba, the town drunk at the Waffle House at 3 AM. If Guy Fieri visited Smith Street Diner it would change his life so much that he'd dye his hair biscuit. Paula Dean would become confused and disoriented at the realization she's been doing it wrong all these years she'd self emolliate in cheese sauce. If we were to define the success or failure of mankind as a species based on their breakfast offerings- Smith Street Diner would prove we had finally evolved, and the universe would cheer.
|This is definitely the best breakfast in |
It's a restaurant that shouldn't exist, but it does. Or perhaps Smith Street Diner's biscuits were all a dream to begin with?